The Biography of the Magical Amanda Mae Herley:
Born as Her Royal Highness Princess Adeline Manchester Magnificent Hogfroster Adelka The Seventh, she was ejected from a teredactile in Russia and then raised on a sloth farm. At a very young age, she took up the fine art of underwater basket weaving, but it wasn’t until one day that Amanda (also known by her street name “The Situation”) realized her true calling as a Jedi master. She and her ewok sidekick figuratively gave Jabba The Hut liposuction after egging him on with Baskin Robbins 31 flavors. However, when Amanda was out clubbing baby seals one night, she was enlightened of another use for ewoks. It was in 2001 that Amanda started breeding Ewoks for their meat and fur. She used the hair on the ewok’s ears to put on vests, and their meat to make a dress for Man GaGa. This is when she fell in love with the fashion industry and became a model.